There Are Three Things I Love About Britain...

The Beatles: The Best 60s Rock and Roll Band to come out of Liverpool in the World!

The Bugle: The Best Podcast featuring John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman in the World!

(listen to it now)

And Harry Potter: The Best Magical-Boarding-School-Themed Book/Movie Series in the World!

(hypothetical Penguin book covers)

(hypothetical Criterion Collection covers)

More on my other feelings about Britain later...